Tweenage Wasteland

Every frame of this video is more hilarious than the last. Boyz II Men: I'll Make Love to You (1994)

Britney Spears: ...Baby One More Time (1998) Christina Aguilera: Genie in a Bottle (1999) I recently watched the "Genie in a Bottle...

Okay, internet, here is a secret I have been keeping for awhile: I like Miranda Cosgrove much better as a singer than an actress. I mean, sh...

Absolutely true story: this is the very first 'Nsync video I ever saw, and I remember watching it on VH1 and thinking that it must be so...

In honor of the Big Time Rush special tonight, another semi-fake TV boy band: 2ge+her: U + Me = Us (2000)

(Okay, that post title has almost nothing to do with what I'm about to say, but I've been wanting to use it for a while and I'm ...

I haven't posted here in forever, have I? I suck. In lieu of actual posts containing the hard-hitting making-fun-of-the-Jonas-Brothers...

Okay, so he looks more like Ally Sheedy than ever . And the video is basically a long form iPod commercial. But wow, I really like this son...

You might recall that when we watched Camp Rock , we were most disappointed in Alyson Stoner, who we love, and who was just as awful in that...

We’re down with Mitchel Musso here at Tweenage. He just seems to be some guy, like maybe Hannah Montana was originally conceived, pitched,...

1. Mitchel, please stop trying to seduce me while I'm trying to learn about environmentalism. It makes me very upset. 2. I'm glad t...

It is probably worth noting that I didn't actually check the schedules or list of performers for any events at the inauguration. So when...

So this is a new-ish Hannah song? I've never heard it before, and she's got the new wig, so I'm forced to assume this. I actuall...

We don't often mention the Nickelodeon side of the tween world on this blog, but I am actually a bichannel girl. While Disney is the on...

Jess: Mitchel. No more tank tops. Jess: Or bangs. Becky: mitchell, a shirt, put it on IMMEDIATELY Jess: This is not appropriate sandwich-ge...

So... Apparently Tony Oller a) exists and b) has a song and music video on the Disney Channel. Turns out, Tony Oller is one of the kids from...

Y'all. Y'all. I have had Miley Cyrus's new single stuck in my head for five days now , and I'm still not even sure if I a...

Well, Vanessa Hudgens has done it again. By "it," of course, I mean "released an album so bland and overproduced it makes Aly...

I am so in love with this, you guys. Allow me to present an enumerated list of why! 1. Mitchel! Who knew Mitchel could actually kind of sin...

Dear Disney, Look, I think the whole thing where you have some of your stable of children record a song and do a video and intersperse it wi...