"...it's dry and they all have distinct characters..."

We haven't made an official intro post, because we're lazy, but who cares, because OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.

So apparently there's this whole scandal about Miley Cyrus's Vanity Fair photos, and with good reason - they're creepy as all get out. (Rebecca says the second looks like a vampire. Who just got out of the shower. And has terrible posture. And the first is all "Why yes, we do attend Purity Balls. Wholesome!") But has anyone read the accompanying article? Because WHOA NELLY.

But back to Sex and the City. Miley says her Disney Channel sitcom, Hannah Montana, in which she plays a schoolgirl with a secret life as a rock star, is patterned in part after the former HBO series about women looking for love and hookups in Manhattan. “Obviously not the scenarios,” she explains quickly. “But if you watch Sex and the City, like the way the friends are, the way that it’s dry and they all have distinct characters—that’s a thing we try to do on our show.”

Sex and the City. Is like Hannah Montana.

Um. Hannah Montana is not dry. Hannah Montana has never even approached dry. Hannah Montana would not know what dry was if you left it in the Sahara for three months with nothing to eat but overcooked cornbread. It's hard to be dry when you're screaming while wearing a silly hat.

And. "Distinct characters"! "Not everyone is the same! Just like our show! Also, everyone has a nose!"

Oh man. Oh man oh man, I will be laughing about this ALL NIGHT. Who cares if she's not wearing a bra, this is FUNNY SHIT.