Saturday, November 28, 2009

Zac Efron is a Lying Liar Who Lies

Zef to

"There are little things you have to forgo (as a celebrity). If you walk around in sweatpants and don't shave or shower, or look a bit sleepy, there's a high probability that there are going to be rumours out there that you're on drugs or starting some sort of spiral downhill. So I've always tried to look my best, and look clean when I go outside. I think I owe it to everybody to show up well-groomed and put in a little effort. It's the least I can do."

Emphasis mine.

Zef: We know that's a lie. Does it hurt when your pants are on fire like that?


Sunday, November 15, 2009

Zac Efron Wool Cap Watch: #8

FINALLY! After several months of photos where Zef looked like a giant tool -- as he does -- but without his trademark knitted cap, he brings a new one to the mix. It does resemble #7 (also black), but it appears to be ribbed entirely instead of having a ribbed brim band type thing.

Welcome, Toolish Cap #8. You are in ridiculous company.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Oh, HELL no.

Unacceptable. I have no opinions on Jennifer Stone, but awkwardly forcing Harriet (a teenage Harriet) into the modern age by having her blog (Why on earth would she blog? The things she writes about are secret! THAT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE POINT.) makes me want to punch everything. NICKELODEON ALREADY TRIED TO MAKE A COOL, MODERN HARRIET THE SPY AND IT DIDN'T WORK. STOP IT.