The Monkees: Daydream Believer
Of course, they had an excuse; it was the late 60s. Man, Davey Jones really makes Zac Efron look like a competent dancer.
(Want even more ridiculousness? Try the Daydream Believer pirate version.)
"I'll show you that it's one and the same / Baseball, dancing, same game"
"Each day we'll be together / Now until forever"
"Let's celebrate today 'cause there'll never be another"
"It's not about the future / It's not about the past
It's making every single day last and last and last!"
"Turkey imported from Maine"
"I need my Tiffany hair band"
"No no noooooo / Stick to the stuff you know"
"Open up, dig way down deep…Not another peep"
"Speak your mind and you'll be heard…Not another word"
"We're not the same / We're different in a good way"
"We've arrive because we stand together"
"And all the world can see us / In a way that's different than who we are / Creating space between us / 'Til we're separate hearts"
"She was sweet as a peach in a pineapple way / But so sad that she hardly speaky"
"Once in a lifetime means there's no second chance"
"No matter where we're going it starts from where we are"
"A little bit of sugar / A little bit of butter / It's the perfect recipe"
"Pay day! It'll taste so sweet / Pay day! Good enough to eat"
"Get tickets to the Knicks and Sixers"
"Make sure that we get the rebound / 'Cause when we get it then the crowd will go wild"