Zac Efron is a Lying Liar Who Lies

Zef to Ifc.com:

"There are little things you have to forgo (as a celebrity). If you walk around in sweatpants and don't shave or shower, or look a bit sleepy, there's a high probability that there are going to be rumours out there that you're on drugs or starting some sort of spiral downhill. So I've always tried to look my best, and look clean when I go outside. I think I owe it to everybody to show up well-groomed and put in a little effort. It's the least I can do."

Emphasis mine.

Zef: We know that's a lie. Does it hurt when your pants are on fire like that?

Source.

High School Musical Cast to Press: "Don't Worry, HSM3 Will Still Be Bad"

You know, I've occasionally wondered if the cast of the High School Musical franchise has any idea how terrible the movies are. And it turns out, they do!

From here, we get some choice quotes. Like, "We're not looking to top anything," from Zef. Then V calls the series out as, "a little over-the-top and stuff," and notes its "utter lack of pretense," though I suspect that bit was paraphrased.

But the absolute best quote is from Monique, emphasis mine: "We're making another movie. I know, personally, I'm not going in there tempted to do it better, but just to do it justice."

"What's lovable about the HSM franchise is that it's terrible," Lucas Grabeel adds. "Just because the third movie is a theatrical release doesn't mean we're going to try and make it good. Also, Ryan will still be super gay."

(Wait. I accidentally made that last paragraph up. Oops.)

"...it's dry and they all have distinct characters..."

We haven't made an official intro post, because we're lazy, but who cares, because OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.

So apparently there's this whole scandal about Miley Cyrus's Vanity Fair photos, and with good reason - they're creepy as all get out. (Rebecca says the second looks like a vampire. Who just got out of the shower. And has terrible posture. And the first is all "Why yes, we do attend Purity Balls. Wholesome!") But has anyone read the accompanying article? Because WHOA NELLY.

But back to Sex and the City. Miley says her Disney Channel sitcom, Hannah Montana, in which she plays a schoolgirl with a secret life as a rock star, is patterned in part after the former HBO series about women looking for love and hookups in Manhattan. “Obviously not the scenarios,” she explains quickly. “But if you watch Sex and the City, like the way the friends are, the way that it’s dry and they all have distinct characters—that’s a thing we try to do on our show.”

Sex and the City. Is like Hannah Montana.

Um. Hannah Montana is not dry. Hannah Montana has never even approached dry. Hannah Montana would not know what dry was if you left it in the Sahara for three months with nothing to eat but overcooked cornbread. It's hard to be dry when you're screaming while wearing a silly hat.

And. "Distinct characters"! "Not everyone is the same! Just like our show! Also, everyone has a nose!"

Oh man. Oh man oh man, I will be laughing about this ALL NIGHT. Who cares if she's not wearing a bra, this is FUNNY SHIT.