High School Musical 3 Badness Alert Level: Fuchsia

Jessica here, reporting from the High School Musical 3 Badness Watch. Sure, the cast has reported that the movie will stink as badly as the first two, but the true measure of the film's potential had yet to be revealed. For how could it be as gloriously bad as its forebears if Zac Efron didn't have terrible hair?

Now, thanks to ABC News, we can all rest easy:


Here we see Zef in costume for HSM 3: Rhinestones Yay! I am assuming that his hair is blown to replicate today's fashionable I Stood Sideways in a Wind Tunnel For Four Hours look, but from this still it is just possible that his hair is actually shorter on one side, which is like the greatest present I could ever receive. Please, Zef. For me?

You can check out the full video here.