Thursday, January 28, 2010

We really like capslock IMing, okay?

Jess: NICK CARTER IS 30 TODAY. THIS JUST IN: I AM ANCIENT

Becky: WHOA. That is...really not okay.

Jess: I AM AS OLD AS A HUNDRED JUSTIN BIEBERS.

Becky: heeheehee

Jess: Or half a Jason Earles.

Becky: I'm posting that.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I saved the image as lucastillhairwtf, even.

I have no opinion on Lucas Till. I'm not even exactly sure what he's supposed to be famous for. But when I saw this picture, I knew I had to post it:

What is going on here? Is this the look the kids are going for these days? Completely horizontal, fluffed-to-be-perfectly-spherical-then-sprayed-within-an-inch-of-its-life hair? I don't even want to imagine what it feels like.

I mean, look at that thing. It looks like every hair on his head is coming from right in front of his left ear. Let me tell you, if it turns out that he's bald and this is the most epic combover in history, I will be instantly become Lu-Till here's biggest fan.

(Sorry, were you expecting a meaty post after my long absence? HA HA HA.)

Image from Just Jared Jr.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Bits and Pieces

Some things that have turned up in Google Reader/been sent to me lately:

#1: Exclusive: Metro Station to revive 60s TV show The Monkees

Whut.

So... the elder Cyrus and Musso siblings want a TV show, too. But it's unclear if it's going to be a remake of the Monkees (Trace Cyrus as Mickey Dolenz? Mason Musso as Peter Tork?) or if it's going to be, basically, Hey, Hey, It's the Metro Station. The article doesn't clarify, just says, "They hope to replicate the classic Monkees series," and:

"We thought it would be cool to show everyone what we do in Metro Station. People want to see the reality of being in a band and the life you live doing that.

"Everything would be scripted because reality shows are kind of done."


So, Mason, not the smartest Musso, huh?

And… check me if I'm wrong, here, but a scripted wacky show about a modern band? Um… Yeah, I don't watch the show for the obvious reason, but isn't Disney currently doing that, and isn't it called Jonas? And, for that matter, Hannah Montana? I get that these dudes are hoping to buy some fame from their younger siblings, but yeesh. Leave the Monkees out of it, guys. They did nothing to deserve this.

#2: Speaking of TV, someone we like! Ashley Tisdale Syncs Producer Deal with RelativityReal

Tizz has her own company, Blondie Productions, which is talking with RelativityReal about, one assumes, a reality TV show. Now, on the one hand, I have to assume Blondie Productions was behind the godawful mess that was Picture This. On the other hand, if it's a low-budget reality TV show about Tizz and her very tall boyfriend? I will TiVo the heck out of it.

Bonus Tizz news! She has ditched the extensions and finally is back to her real, actual (albeit obviously dyed) hair. And it is totes adorable. See?



#3: Obligatory Zac Efron News

Because Zac Efron gets photographed a lot, I know he's now see the movie Avatar twice. Both times with Vanessa, the first time with V and her little sister, Stella. I'd like to think that happened like this:

V: But Zac, I promised Stella I'd spend time with her and I don't want to miss seeing you, too…
Zef: Cool. As long as I can wear a wool cap.

Which he did.



And that, friends, is how we get Wool Cap #9. It's pretty similar to #4, except this one looks a little thicker and has vertical ribbing.