Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Open Letter VIII

Dear Zac Efron,

Your mustache is unacceptable.



Margaret said...

But no toolish hat! You just can't win with this guy, though.

Ryan W. Mead said...

All mustaches are unacceptable except for that of Rollie Fingers.

Seth Christenfeld said...

That is a falsehood, Ryan W. Mead. Tom Selleck also has a valid moustache.

QueenRiley said...

Oh! Hold on. Zef has a bit of schmutz on his face there, right there, on his upper lip. Somebody ought to get him a napkin to wipe it off.