Every so often we look through the search terms that have brought people to the Wasteland here. Usually these are questions, and so, being the kind soul that I am, I have decided to answer some of them for those hapless Googlers:
“selena gomez baby pictures”
Try anything taken within the past couple of days, and crop out everything but her face. You’ll get the general idea.
“why high school musical ryan kilt?”
“what is the worst thing about high school”
Man, how long do you have?
“does zach efron have freckles?”
If by “freckles,” you mean “toolish wool caps,” then yes!
“jason earles tank top”
Please, no. Unless this is a tank top you can purchase for ladies that has his face on it, in which case I would like twelve, please.
And, to the half-dozen or so search terms we get each week wondering if Ryan Evans is gay: yes. Yes, he is.
I hope you all feel edified!