Showing posts with label for the win. Show all posts
Showing posts with label for the win. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Very Important Things
Thing the first: High School Musical 3's Ryan Evans still a coded gay character -- another article from AfterElton about how Ryan is totally gay. Aaaaand a certain little blog I know of totally gets a shout out in the second page. (Thanks to the various people who pointed this out to us!) Which of course led to this email exchange:
Jess: What do I love most about the AfterElton.com article? The confirmation that Ryan has NOT been hetted up, the fact that he randomly yells "Dance!" for no reason, or the fact that they think we're teenagers?
Becky: I feel that "Dance" and "Not dance" should be our new exclamations of joy and disappointment respectively. "We're doing a conference at work so I will have to work this weekend. It's so not dance."
Jess: On the other hand, I'm eating an amazing Cadbury bar that is dance enough to be worth the $2.25 I paid for it.
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Thing the second: Today's Zac Efron career update. Pirates 4 is apparently just a rumor (hopefully, then, so is HSM4), but Zac is actually slated for the Kevin Bacon role in a remake of Footloose
Ahem.
ZACHARY DAVID ALEXANDER EFRON. No more movies with dancing! Stop it! You are really really really really bad at dancing! Seriously.
Example: In Work It Out, Zef does what we refer to as A Crazy Little Zef Dancetm and it looks like Disney's Zefron Bot 3000 has gone haywire and may start killing all humans at any moment. Then Corbin and Kaycee do the exact same dance and it looks like a thing that was actually competently choreographed.
Seriously. This will be epically bad.
Jess: What do I love most about the AfterElton.com article? The confirmation that Ryan has NOT been hetted up, the fact that he randomly yells "Dance!" for no reason, or the fact that they think we're teenagers?
Becky: I feel that "Dance" and "Not dance" should be our new exclamations of joy and disappointment respectively. "We're doing a conference at work so I will have to work this weekend. It's so not dance."
Jess: On the other hand, I'm eating an amazing Cadbury bar that is dance enough to be worth the $2.25 I paid for it.
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Thing the second: Today's Zac Efron career update. Pirates 4 is apparently just a rumor (hopefully, then, so is HSM4), but Zac is actually slated for the Kevin Bacon role in a remake of Footloose
Ahem.
ZACHARY DAVID ALEXANDER EFRON. No more movies with dancing! Stop it! You are really really really really bad at dancing! Seriously.
Example: In Work It Out, Zef does what we refer to as A Crazy Little Zef Dancetm and it looks like Disney's Zefron Bot 3000 has gone haywire and may start killing all humans at any moment. Then Corbin and Kaycee do the exact same dance and it looks like a thing that was actually competently choreographed.
Seriously. This will be epically bad.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Absolute Suck
Becky: Tizz's made-for-TV-movie can't possibly suck as hard as Camp Rock, at least.
Jess: Nothing can. It's like how nothing is colder than absolute zero. Nothing sucks harder than absolute suck.
Jess: Nothing can. It's like how nothing is colder than absolute zero. Nothing sucks harder than absolute suck.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
BREAKING NEWS! Ryan Evans is Gay! Also the Sun is Hot and the Sky is Blue!
I got frantic voicemail from Jess this afternoon, demanding I call her immediately because there was big HSM news and we needed to discuss ASAP. Of course I dropped everything to call her back (I don't mess around when there's big HSM news!), leading to the following conversation:
Me: Stop squeaking, I can't understand you! What is going on?
Jess: Ryan! Is gay!
Me: I know!
Jess: You read the article?
Me: What article? I watched the movies.
Jess: In the stage version, Ryan is out! And so far Disney hasn't sued anyone!
Me: YAY!
So here is the article, and in all honesty, I'm too pleased to really snark on it properly. It's not exactly a secret that I think Ryan is totally gay, and this time I'm not even making things up.
Kudos to David Simpatico for making fact what we have all known in our hearts and also brains because, let us face it, it has never exactly been subtle.
Me: Stop squeaking, I can't understand you! What is going on?
Jess: Ryan! Is gay!
Me: I know!
Jess: You read the article?
Me: What article? I watched the movies.
Jess: In the stage version, Ryan is out! And so far Disney hasn't sued anyone!
Me: YAY!
So here is the article, and in all honesty, I'm too pleased to really snark on it properly. It's not exactly a secret that I think Ryan is totally gay, and this time I'm not even making things up.
Kudos to David Simpatico for making fact what we have all known in our hearts and also brains because, let us face it, it has never exactly been subtle.
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